A Brutal Realization

Recently I have moved to Minneapolis to pursue an internship at a theatre.  Now far away from my friends and family back in the East Coast, I thought it would be funny if I started lifting weights to bulk up, the comedy of this underscored by the surprise of my friends to find me "huge" upon my return.  As of right now, I possess a relatively skinny and  "fragile" figure.  After a few moments pondering this, I immediately decided to abort this plan, as the very crux of the plan demands that I, literally, lift weights.  Hence, I shall remain slender and "fragile."  This does dot sadden me.  What does sadden me is the realization that my dedication to comedy and all things "jk" is not as steadfast as I once assumed.  Learning something new about yourself is always the hardest lesson, yet it is the swiftest.